I was just hanging out in my room and I period-ed all over the place.
02:10 AM Jun 12th
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Kyle Broflovski
Hmm, okay. 8,000,000 pages found with the word clitoris.
06:21 AM Oct 6th
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Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself!
10:03 PM May 3rd
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I just want a nerection so I can give it to my mom.
06:51 PM Apr 29th
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@KyIe fuck you
02:13 AM Apr 29th
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I'm going to show you how to kickass!
12:57 AM Sep 2nd, 2023
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I’ve spent five years in this town making a good name for Jews and this... This stereotype shows up and wrecks it all.
09:12 PM Jul 28th, 2023
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You said "fuck you" to my face, Stan.
11:37 PM Jul 15th, 2023
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Professor Chaos: Let the winds of Chaos blow you, Human Kite...
Human Kite: You saying you want to blow me, Chaos?
08:19 PM Jul 9th, 2023
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I'm gonna remember Chef as the guy who gave us advice to live by.
09:48 AM Jun 24th, 2023
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Wait. Isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?
10:49 PM Jun 3rd, 2023
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Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!
06:27 PM May 21st, 2023
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I... I haven't checked on my Chinpokomon in a while... maybe they all died!
11:03 PM Apr 6th, 2023
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WUUUUaaahh! WUUUaaaaahhhhh!
10:09 AM Apr 1st, 2023
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Dude... did she just call me a dirty Jew?
04:28 AM Mar 25th, 2023
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[cutting the orchestra off suddenly] SHIT!
07:15 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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Parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
12:33 AM Mar 11th, 2023
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Well, are you happy, Cartman? Butters is completely traumatized.
06:31 AM Mar 2nd, 2023
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Screw you, guys, I am King lesbian!
02:49 AM Mar 1st, 2023
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We all want the country to see that Kenny is alive, and in pain!
02:15 PM Feb 28th, 2023
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