Oh, stop, we're not friends. He's the one who infected me with AIDS!
03:45 AM Feb 27th, 2023
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Kyle Broflovski
Hmm, okay. 8,000,000 pages found with the word clitoris.
11:30 AM Feb 25th, 2023
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Good people make bad decisions every day.
12:27 AM Feb 24th, 2023
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Did I leave the oven on? Have I ever used an oven?
11:19 PM Feb 21st, 2023
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I'm a clinically-depressed facephiliac on Prozac.
12:36 AM Feb 21st, 2023
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You ALL think I'm ugly! Jesus Christ, the least you could have done is told me!
10:04 PM Feb 19th, 2023
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Kenny just died 8 hours ago. How could he have died back then too?
01:13 AM Feb 18th, 2023
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My name. Is not. "Kyhel".
01:41 AM Feb 17th, 2023
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You sold us out?! For an iPod Nano?!
11:32 PM Feb 15th, 2023
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But you know, I've learned something today. I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.
01:49 AM Feb 15th, 2023
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Why do people say "long story short"? They're not making it short, Stan.
03:45 AM Feb 14th, 2023
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We told you they were real Cartman. Sorry to hear about your ass.
04:02 AM Feb 13th, 2023
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So wait, wait: Stan took a dump in the urinal and he contacted the conspiracy Web site? But the conspiracy site was run by the government?
11:49 PM Feb 11th, 2023
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You're gonna stop bullying. With Cartman singing about his vagina?
05:42 AM Feb 11th, 2023
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Come on, Ike! Kick the baby!
08:48 PM Feb 10th, 2023
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I make mistakes, but every week I try to better myself.
07:39 AM Feb 10th, 2023
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I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew.
03:22 AM Feb 10th, 2023
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You were sticking these in your ass Cartman? *croud of people groan in disgust*
10:34 PM Feb 9th, 2023
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Kenny, all you did after the cat peed in your face was start running around in circles cheering.
02:14 PM Feb 9th, 2023
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How many iPod Nanos is friendship worth? I guess, one.
06:08 AM Feb 9th, 2023
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