@ItsDidrick Aero is so unbelievably hot even to this day. When I upgrade the eMachines Box, I wanna dual-boot Vista on it.
07:42 PM Mar 5th, 2023
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mariteaux
(I have no idea if Jake has even played Half-Life.)
07:41 PM Mar 5th, 2023
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(If you're curious, the patchy desert grass from Surface Tension was #1 and the lab floor from the first zombie room was runner-up.)
07:41 PM Mar 5th, 2023
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I don't recall what I dreamed last night but it involved @jacob making a list of his ten favorite textures from the first Half-Life :marf:
07:40 PM Mar 5th, 2023
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@dotcomboom Dicks that can go through five holes? That's like two and a half people, that's an impressive dick. A world record peeny.
01:15 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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@fivewholeducks more like @fivewholedicks
01:14 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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@fivewholeducks Hi I love the racoon in your icon!!!
01:11 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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@KangRoo I have no interest in buying a Switch because I have self-respect and already own a much cooler Nintendo box.
01:08 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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Every Switch purchase should come with coupons for Funko Pops and your wife finding a boyfriend.
01:04 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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https://www.deviantart.com/… On another note, why try for perfection? Badgers already exist.
12:58 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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I am horrible. A decent chunk of my updates are laughing at silly little guys. Guess I'm gonna go invent a machine to fuck myself with,,,,,,
12:57 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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@KangRoo Folks should stop giving me stuff to dunk on. /shrug
12:46 AM Mar 4th, 2023
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@Vixen80 I just love it when I have longass conversations about Dreamcast games on here and people go "all you do is be mean to me >:("
10:48 PM Mar 3rd, 2023
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@tai7k CABY SENT ME THIS AND CALLED IT A MARF SHIRT I WOULD FUCKING ROCK THIS SHIRT
10:39 PM Mar 3rd, 2023
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People love me, let's be real.
10:14 PM Mar 3rd, 2023
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