@s youre a letter. i'm a brand
05:58 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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@s mcdonaldth. mike tyson type shit
09:45 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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corporate got a tip that i was eating at a local taco place. out of 400 dollars and a job. suicide is off the table
05:56 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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OOC time. Stop complaining about substance on 09 twitter. See tweets from 2009-2010 then get back to me
03:48 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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sorry i just really hate him
02:48 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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waiting for the re emergence of bwitter or another rival
02:13 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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BurgerkingK
02:12 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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@raffy consider that you are a parody of real life
01:46 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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@flash keep fighting the system brother. eat a Big Mac while you're at it
01:42 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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@sorrynoobsitsme sorry about that. keep it ๐
01:38 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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in reply to sorrynoobsitsme
why blame jacob? idk
12:24 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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we're putting ecoli in the food. blame jacob
12:24 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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i should clarify that corporate put that on the drawing board, not me
12:21 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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fuck a subtweet i will gut wendy thomas on live television and threaten millions of cable watchers to eat at McDonald's
12:19 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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@rance out the closet you go
12:18 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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(your wage will be decrased by 3 cents for every update you make. do the math ๐)
12:14 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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are you nearing 1000 updates or already past it? you may be eligible for a job at McDonald's!
12:14 AM Mar 17th, 2023
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