I’m having the worst day, two hard tests back-to-back and now my Beats only play on the left side. Tried every fix, nothing worked.
01:06 AM Sep 18th
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Daniel Rosenberg
I failed my history test with a 43%. I studied, I had notes, I even highlighted stuff. Meanwhile half the class whispered to a robot and passed. This is either the future or a joke, maybe both.
05:10 PM Sep 17th
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My life is in literal denial, I have 2 tests today, U.S. History and French, and I have to wear that fuckass ROTC uniform that looks like a rejected Power Ranger costume. I’m about to be fluent in stress, in fact, I am
02:18 PM Sep 17th
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I was peak terror in Kindergarten & 1st grade. Annoyed EVERYONE. Even my sister cried in HD. 3rd-4th grade? Mellow wizard years. Middle school? Coolish. High school? Legendary… but all the juice was gone.
12:23 AM Sep 17th
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What if everything I learned in school was a news article, and the textbooks grew legs and ran for president while the cafeteria served spaghetti clouds that whispered stock tips to my backpack?
01:54 AM Sep 16th
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Good morning peasants, I’m legally required to attend a government-funded daycare where they grade my suffering.
01:17 PM Sep 15th
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good morning, a lot happened this week, but being alive still counts for something
02:15 PM Sep 12th
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One day I might have a slumber party with the ceiling fan because it’s the only one that never leaves me.
11:39 PM Sep 9th
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Blinked. Missed my whole life.
01:00 PM Sep 8th
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Emotionally constipated. Send help.
01:00 PM Sep 8th
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Good morning, bitches, sun’s up, the planet’s still on fire, but my toaster gave me a thumbs-up, so I guess we’re thriving.
11:39 AM Sep 8th
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