My braids hurt so bad I think my scalp just filed for divorce.
03:38 AM Nov 7th
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Daniel Rosenberg
BRO. Eight democrats folded like wet paper, Chuck Schumer out here doing cartwheels for corporations. Healthcare? Gone. Integrity? Dead. Y’all sold out, set yourselves on fire, I’m done.
10:35 AM Nov 10th
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If Christmas was in November, the world would just start glitching and stores would catch on fire from confusion.
01:26 AM Nov 5th
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My nose burning so bad it feels like hell signed a lease in my face.
01:25 AM Nov 5th
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I’m failing history so bad my brain feels like it’s bleeding out, a 24 in Q2, a 51 in S1, and I can feel my thoughts getting shredded like wet paper in a hurricane.
04:18 PM Oct 29th
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I just played the hardest game in roblox ever! I fucking give up
11:50 PM Oct 21st
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bro my fucking ear has been ringing since Thursday and it wont go away
11:18 PM Oct 21st
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Man, I got school today, and time itself just flipped me off.
01:53 PM Oct 16th
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I woke up so late the sun was already gossiping about me.
02:36 PM Oct 14th
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I might never get a job, honestly, I’ll just live with my parents forever, watering the Wi-Fi and feeding the fridge emotional support.
12:48 AM Oct 8th
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Time keeps waking up before I do.
01:25 PM Oct 7th
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I’ve been pirating for five years, and my downloads now run on quantum spaghetti, no one can touch me.
03:06 AM Oct 7th
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I hate that I have school today, but at least I get a four-day weekend.
02:12 PM Oct 6th
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I only take advice from people who still remember when Wi-Fi had a password like “linksys.”
11:16 PM Oct 5th
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I’m not gonna lie, I just want my four-day weekend to come already. Mentally, I’ve clocked out.
04:03 PM Oct 5th
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Me in skinny jeans look like a retired soccer mom.
01:19 PM Oct 4th
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I miss being a kid. yeah I was cringe, annoying, probably thought yelling ‘rawr xD’ was peak comedy, but honestly I’d go back in a heartbeat.
01:24 AM Oct 4th
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Windows 10 support ends Oct 14, 2025? Cool. I’m not updating to Windows 11. I’ll just live here in my cursed little PC purgatory, where every update scares me and every error message feels like a life lesson
01:56 AM Oct 2nd
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It’s the first of the month and the U.S. government just straight up shut down. Everyone’s confused, nothing works, and somehow we’re all still expected to pay bills.
02:46 PM Oct 1st
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I got a history test tomorrow, like the past itself is about to pull up and jump me.
11:31 PM Sep 29th
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