bro my fucking ear has been ringing since Thursday and it wont go away
11:18 PM Oct 21st
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Daniel Rosenberg
I just played the hardest game in roblox ever! I fucking give up
11:50 PM Oct 21st
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Man, I got school today, and time itself just flipped me off.
01:53 PM Oct 16th
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I woke up so late the sun was already gossiping about me.
02:36 PM Oct 14th
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I might never get a job, honestly, I’ll just live with my parents forever, watering the Wi-Fi and feeding the fridge emotional support.
12:48 AM Oct 8th
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Time keeps waking up before I do.
01:25 PM Oct 7th
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I’ve been pirating for five years, and my downloads now run on quantum spaghetti, no one can touch me.
03:06 AM Oct 7th
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I hate that I have school today, but at least I get a four-day weekend.
02:12 PM Oct 6th
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I only take advice from people who still remember when Wi-Fi had a password like “linksys.”
11:16 PM Oct 5th
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I’m not gonna lie, I just want my four-day weekend to come already. Mentally, I’ve clocked out.
04:03 PM Oct 5th
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Me in skinny jeans look like a retired soccer mom.
01:19 PM Oct 4th
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I miss being a kid. yeah I was cringe, annoying, probably thought yelling ‘rawr xD’ was peak comedy, but honestly I’d go back in a heartbeat.
01:24 AM Oct 4th
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Windows 10 support ends Oct 14, 2025? Cool. I’m not updating to Windows 11. I’ll just live here in my cursed little PC purgatory, where every update scares me and every error message feels like a life lesson
01:56 AM Oct 2nd
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It’s the first of the month and the U.S. government just straight up shut down. Everyone’s confused, nothing works, and somehow we’re all still expected to pay bills.
02:46 PM Oct 1st
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I got a history test tomorrow, like the past itself is about to pull up and jump me.
11:31 PM Sep 29th
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I swear, if some random kid looks me dead in the eye and says, “What’s a cartoon?” I’m gonna have a public meltdown so loud Bugs Bunny himself gon’ sue me
10:02 AM Sep 29th
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I still think about my second grade teacher sometimes. It’s been eight years, and I kinda wish I could see her again, just to know if she actually remembers me, or if I was just another kid who asked for help spelling “because.”
04:40 PM Sep 28th
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Trump out here like “Tylenol causes autism” bro I can’t even take Advil without crying in the shower, what are you talking about 💀
01:43 PM Sep 26th
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My history class smells like someone spilled bleach on a timeline and left it there.
02:51 PM Sep 25th
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I’m the kind of early Ethan who wakes up at 3 AM just to watch 90’s Nickelodeon reruns, then immediately betrays myself by falling back asleep mid-theme song.
12:23 PM Sep 25th
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