Happy 2026. The year spawned in early.
06:03 AM Jan 1st
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Daniel Rosenberg
I thought we had school today bro. Brain lied again.
03:06 PM Jan 5th
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2026 shows up labeled 2016, 2006, and 1996 at the same time. The calendar breaks. Nobody knows.
05:10 AM Jan 1st
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It is 2026. Gravity left the chat. Start twerking anyway.
05:03 AM Jan 1st
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Happy 2026 guyssss start dancing
04:59 AM Jan 1st
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Two days till Christmas, zero sleep, loud music, start Harlem shaking in the living room.
11:04 PM Dec 23rd, 2025
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I’m thankful for food and the fact nobody asked me to cook it.
09:01 PM Nov 26th, 2025
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"What if you politician was in those files?" I GOT NO FAVORITES, LOCK THEIR ASSES UP! I DON’T WORSHIP POLITICIANS! EVERY CHILD GROOMER IN THE FIRE! I WOULDN’T CARE IF MY BEST FRIEND WAS ON THERE, LOCK ‘EM!
02:11 AM Nov 19th, 2025
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BRO. Eight democrats folded like wet paper, Chuck Schumer out here doing cartwheels for corporations. Healthcare? Gone. Integrity? Dead. Y’all sold out, set yourselves on fire, I’m done.
10:35 AM Nov 10th, 2025
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My braids hurt so bad I think my scalp just filed for divorce.
03:38 AM Nov 7th, 2025
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If Christmas was in November, the world would just start glitching and stores would catch on fire from confusion.
01:26 AM Nov 5th, 2025
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My nose burning so bad it feels like hell signed a lease in my face.
01:25 AM Nov 5th, 2025
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I’m failing history so bad my brain feels like it’s bleeding out, a 24 in Q2, a 51 in S1, and I can feel my thoughts getting shredded like wet paper in a hurricane.
04:18 PM Oct 29th, 2025
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I just played the hardest game in roblox ever! I fucking give up
11:50 PM Oct 21st, 2025
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bro my fucking ear has been ringing since Thursday and it wont go away
11:18 PM Oct 21st, 2025
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Man, I got school today, and time itself just flipped me off.
01:53 PM Oct 16th, 2025
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I woke up so late the sun was already gossiping about me.
02:36 PM Oct 14th, 2025
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I might never get a job, honestly, I’ll just live with my parents forever, watering the Wi-Fi and feeding the fridge emotional support.
12:48 AM Oct 8th, 2025
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Time keeps waking up before I do.
01:25 PM Oct 7th, 2025
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I’ve been pirating for five years, and my downloads now run on quantum spaghetti, no one can touch me.
03:06 AM Oct 7th, 2025
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