so apparently my mom thinks me asking for a haircut is me being an "entitled dickhead"
05:28 AM Apr 30th, 2023
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watching the nascar xfinity cup
07:45 PM Apr 29th, 2023
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hey guys if you get a call and they start talking about renewing your directv service just hang up, its a scam :)
06:13 PM Apr 29th, 2023
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i never realized how yummy mouthwash is like god damn this shit is delicious
06:32 AM Apr 27th, 2023
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i threw my water bottle in class (trying to land it in the trash) and it hit the ground and busted all over the place
05:41 AM Apr 27th, 2023
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@snappy_ranger if i had one i would call it bruhmachinefromblipstube and it would just be a vidlii rehost but the css is fucked
05:38 AM Apr 27th, 2023
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exams starting today, wish me luck
01:13 PM Apr 26th, 2023
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Q!!
07:14 AM Apr 25th, 2023
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they all do actually
06:32 AM Apr 25th, 2023
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little big planet 1 belongs in a museum and you cant prove me wrong
06:30 AM Apr 25th, 2023
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it also felt like i was dying but it didnt really hurt it just kinda felt like nothing
05:04 AM Apr 25th, 2023
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im sorry if that was oversharing its just that im very disturbed and i needed to get it off my chest
05:03 AM Apr 25th, 2023
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i dont remember exactly but if i remember just stabbed me in the chest, like on its own or something
04:59 AM Apr 25th, 2023
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took a nap and had a dream that i got stabbed with a butter knife, it was very graphic
04:49 AM Apr 25th, 2023
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got a new pair of vans
10:27 PM Apr 24th, 2023
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theres something howling outside my house
07:51 AM Apr 24th, 2023
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all of a sudden a psa that played on tv where a girl spilled boiling water on her face popped into my head and it traumatized me as a kid
06:01 AM Apr 24th, 2023
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im officially changing my name to fuckmachine
07:37 AM Apr 23rd, 2023
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